A miserable pipe smoking bastard who enjoys the finer things in life.
I would describe myself as an upper-class bum, can't afford shit but still have high standards.
I enjoy nature and the outdoors, even though I live in the city and i am surrounded by concrete, bricks and smackheads, my dream is to live in a rural area surrounded by trees and wild pigs and so on.
I have a great love for knives, tools and guns but I live in a country where self defence may as well be illegal and carrying a knife or owning a gun will get you arrested, fucking typical.
I love the earth and every single creature, plant and natural formation on it, except humans, they can go and fuck themselves. But not you, you are cool.